One of Them Days

I've had a really great morning so far.  I woke up and looked in the mirror and looked exactly like Charlize Theron...in Monster.  I'm a total gremlin.  My allergies have been so bad, I can't get through thirty minutes without sneezing and they're coming in threes.  They say sneezes are like orgasms.  Um, they're not. ... Continue Reading →

What Doesn’t Kill You

Ladies and Gentlemen, stop what you’re doing.  The World Cup kicked off this morning and everything is right in the world again (this is me completely ignoring the fact that the U.S. didn’t qualify because we have a team of bagoons.  Viva Mexico).  But seriously, I have had an epiphany.  We have got to find... Continue Reading →

Crazy in Love

It's my day off and while I'd love to tell you I'm drinking a mimosa while staring whimsically off into the sunset over the Pacific, I am currently smashed in between two pantsuits in the civil hallway of a Los Angeles Courthouse.  To my left is a woman who looks slightly older than myself, writing... Continue Reading →

Make it Personal

I like to think I'm a genuine person.  It's hard not to be when your facial expressions have no filter and you're the stereotypical definition of a Cancer, zodiac speaking.  So many feels, you have no idea.  In a world that, I am convinced, is so insensitive anymore it takes an extra effort to be... Continue Reading →

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