My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
Hi! It's me. I'm the problem it's me. But seriously, hi. Welcome to my mid-life crisis. Make yourselves comfortable. As much as I'd love to slide back into the room and ignore the white elephant in the room which is my inexcusable and long extended absence, I know that's very on par with someone who... Continue Reading →
Sports are important to me. We know this. So obviously these past few weeks have been heaven. The 2022 Winter Olympics are WILD. We got slopes next to nuclear power plants, athletes asking for food mid-interview because they're starving, failed drug-tested athletes being allowed to compete to the dismay of pretty much everyone (guess what... Continue Reading →
According the the Chinese lunar cycle, the year of the water tiger, which happens once every 60 years, started on February 1. The water tiger symbolizes strength, clearing away evil and bravery. It also signifies new beginnings and I will go ahead and speak for everyone when I say YES PLEASE. Let's shake this etch-a-sketch... Continue Reading →
Amy on Jeopardy! lost and I hate it. I didn't want it to end. I think that's how I feel about most amazing things and phenomenons. Vacations, bowls of mac and cheese, celebrations, good make-outs, winning streaks, the Olympics, being on a boat surrounded by dolphins - please never end. It never fails to amaze... Continue Reading →
I wanted to wait 2022 out. Not that I'm pessimistic. I've just been alive these past few years. It's called cautious optimism. My dating life mantra has now seeped into my everyday and for good reason. I got back on the apps. Met a guy who had been doing microshots all day. So I'm back... Continue Reading →
If you ever want to discover where you are emotionally, put lights up on the Christmas tree and then wait for your mother to come in and tell you everything that's wrong with it. In her defense, she was making a white chocolate mousse cheesecake of some kind but STILL. You know at the science... Continue Reading →
For the amount of times I use the phrase 'I can't wait to tell my grandkids', you'd think I'd have several children. Alas, I don't even have a date lined up. And I waver between being the most okay with it and utterly bored about it. At this point, if he shows up I'm just... Continue Reading →
It was requested that I 'be funny again' this week so I guess I'll take a stab at it... Q: Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? A: Cause you don't turn your back on family. That is the only guaranteed laugh I have to offer. I don't believe I have much of an audience... Continue Reading →
Back to back posts. WHOA! So unpredictable lately. In news that is going to make you want to punch me in the face with a bucket, I just realized that Tom from Succession is also Mr. Darcy and I'm still sweeping up the pieces of my mind because HUH?! And I am very aware I'm... Continue Reading →
I'd love to tell you I fell into a portal and found myself in an alternate universe where everything I read about exists and that I fought in an epic battle and brought peace to the realms and was crowned princess and adored by all. But alas, I was having a love affair with life.... Continue Reading →
**RETROSPECTACULAR** 