My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
I've had a really great morning so far. I woke up and looked in the mirror and looked exactly like Charlize Theron...in Monster. I'm a total gremlin. My allergies have been so bad, I can't get through thirty minutes without sneezing and they're coming in threes. They say sneezes are like orgasms. Um, they're not. ... Continue Reading →
Hi, it's me, your friend the walking corpse. I am going to say something that is going to make a lot of you mad. I need a 3 month siesta. I realize I spend a large portion of my life on vacation. In my defense, they are all micro-vacations. I need a giant chunk of... Continue Reading →
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