One of Them Days

I've had a really great morning so far.  I woke up and looked in the mirror and looked exactly like Charlize Theron...in Monster.  I'm a total gremlin.  My allergies have been so bad, I can't get through thirty minutes without sneezing and they're coming in threes.  They say sneezes are like orgasms.  Um, they're not. ... Continue Reading →

Is it Over Yet?

Hi, it's me, your friend the walking corpse.  I am going to say something that is going to make a lot of you mad.  I need a 3 month siesta.  I realize I spend a large portion of my life on vacation.  In my defense, they are all micro-vacations.  I need a giant chunk of... Continue Reading →

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