My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
Watching Chocolat while on Whole30 was probably a bad idea. Also, what even was that movie and how was it nominated for an Oscar? What I wouldn't do for a Caramello right now. Mmmmm...nom nom nom. I have been informed by a friend that I talk in my sleep and that even then, I'm sarcastic. ... Continue Reading →
Once upon many times, I was told to go to my room. Shocker. This particular time my mother, #lakme, had tossed a Nancy Drew book at me and I wasn't allowed to come out until I finished it. I was horrified. I was 7. Oh, if I could only say reading was the biggest horror... Continue Reading →
"My son spit on me today." This is a text message I received from my best friend followed by "I want to stab him in the face with a fork." Meanwhile, I was reading a book on my couch wearing whitestrips and a charcoal peel-off mask. Talk about a Freaky Friday dynamic. I don't know... Continue Reading →
I am very fortunate in that my family is very close. We were each other's first friends...and first enemies. We have truly seen each other through it all: the good, the bad, the ugly. For the record, you don't know ugly until you see the butt-cut I rocked in the early 90s. Yikes. We keep... Continue Reading →
Anytime any of my girlfriends have told me they are pregnant, there's always a split second of hesitance before my reaction because two thoughts cross my mind. The first one is OH MY GOODNESS, YOU'VE DECIDED TO MAKE A TINY HUMAN AND THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!! The second one is HOLY S#%* YOU'RE SOMEBODY'S MOM... Continue Reading →
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