"My son spit on me today." This is a text message I received from my best friend followed by "I want to stab him in the face with a fork." Meanwhile, I was reading a book on my couch wearing whitestrips and a charcoal peel-off mask. Talk about a Freaky Friday dynamic. I don't know... Continue Reading →
A letter to my brother’s future ladyfriend
[PREFACE: My brother insists that he's barely mentioned in my blog, if at all. So this post, which just so happens to fall on his birthday, is dedicated to one of my favorite things on this great big Earth: Tyler Kodros. Happy Birthday ya filthy animal!] Dear whoever you are, First off, I think it's... Continue Reading →
They’re My Idiots
I am very fortunate in that my family is very close. We were each other's first friends...and first enemies. We have truly seen each other through it all: the good, the bad, the ugly. For the record, you don't know ugly until you see the butt-cut I rocked in the early 90s. Yikes. We keep... Continue Reading →