My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
How are all those languages coming along? Remember when a bat ruined my chances at ever seeing Hamilton or having sex? Oh man...let's see...let me look at these tallies I've been making on my wall with lipstick I'll never wear again...it's day eleventy-five of this quarantine and so far my kitchen has flooded, I've murdered... Continue Reading →
Just when I thought I'd lost all sex appeal, I got cat-called by a parrot this week. Yes, you read that sentence correctly. SHE'S STILL GOT IT! Ugh. So as far as where I'm at in life, I feel like I'm really soaring this week. Add that with the fact I'll be over here dying... Continue Reading →
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