I carved a pumpkin for the first time in my adult life. Felt pretty good about it. That said pumpkin is already decayed and molded due to sweating-just-standing-here degree weather in October because THIS IS WHERE THE DEVIL LIVES. Thank you, LA. Alas, it's finally less than 100 degrees in LA and my sweet little... Continue Reading →
Feeling Good as Hell
My suitcase is still sitting on my couch and I can't bring myself to unpack it because ALL I WANT TO DO IS LIVE IN A CASTLE AND DANCE. And quite honestly, I really don't think that's asking too much. They're all over Europe. No one is living in them. They're environmentally friendly. They're built... Continue Reading →