Not Yesterday

Well it's happened.  My emotions have boiled over.  I've finally reached the crying portion of quarantine.  I legit can't stop and I know I'm behind in this trend and a lot of you have been crying everyday since March but someone grab a life hammer and save me from this snowglobe of tears.  I typically... Continue Reading →

Nightmare on Detroit Street

It happened.  My worst nightmare.  That thing of urban legends - that irrational fear I have had ever since I was a child.  My hand was in the garbage disposal - oh you know where this is going - and it magically turned on.  It was off.  I made sure of it...three times...because I'm a... Continue Reading →

Gobble, Gobble

A few weeks ago I was forced to endure an hour long Uber ride to the sound of Christmas tunes.  I repeat, AN HOUR.  Of all the Ubers in Los Angeles, of course I would end up in the one who is all too excited to get his joy to the world on.  Many of... Continue Reading →

Dresscode 10/31

I spent a handful of consecutive Halloweens being some sort of beat up athlete.  Every.single.year.  Black eye, bloody nose, the works.  Being sexy was the very last thing on my mind, mostly because my idea of sexy was somewhere between Princess Toadstool and Mia Hamm.  Which brings me to this week's rant on (mostly women's)... Continue Reading →

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