I've had a really great morning so far. I woke up and looked in the mirror and looked exactly like Charlize Theron...in Monster. I'm a total gremlin. My allergies have been so bad, I can't get through thirty minutes without sneezing and they're coming in threes. They say sneezes are like orgasms. Um, they're not. ... Continue Reading →
That 5 Letter Word
Ladies and gentlemen, a drumroll please. I am currently vegan. Let the eye rolling commence. I figured I would do that thing vegans do and announce my diet like I just won Bingo! For the record, being vegan bothers YOU ten thousand more times than it bothers me. #Fact So let's get the generic concerns... Continue Reading →
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They say money is the root of all evil. It has also been said that money makes the world go round. If both of these statements are true, the world is truly an evil place. While I believe evil does exist, I don't think it has saturated the world to the point of no return.... Continue Reading →