The Purple People Eater is a song that was #1 on the Billboard pop charts for 6 days in 1958. It's a song about a one-eyed one-horned, flying purple people eater who comes to Earth to join a rock band. And that is my inspiration behind the purple hair. I'm kidding. Not about the purple hair... Continue Reading →
They’re My Idiots
I am very fortunate in that my family is very close. We were each other's first friends...and first enemies. We have truly seen each other through it all: the good, the bad, the ugly. For the record, you don't know ugly until you see the butt-cut I rocked in the early 90s. Yikes. We keep... Continue Reading →
The Unofficial Superhero
Anytime any of my girlfriends have told me they are pregnant, there's always a split second of hesitance before my reaction because two thoughts cross my mind. The first one is OH MY GOODNESS, YOU'VE DECIDED TO MAKE A TINY HUMAN AND THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!! The second one is HOLY S#%* YOU'RE SOMEBODY'S MOM... Continue Reading →