I wanted to wait 2022 out. Not that I'm pessimistic. I've just been alive these past few years. It's called cautious optimism. My dating life mantra has now seeped into my everyday and for good reason. I got back on the apps. Met a guy who had been doing microshots all day. So I'm back... Continue Reading →
Fire Swamp
Well well well - just when I thought everybody was out of control just enough, enter MURDER HORNETS! Cause cicadas weren't enough. No, no. That's too biblical, they said. We need something a little more modern, a little more sexy. Viola murder hornets. Maybe landsharks and sharknados aren't such crazy concepts afterall. There really isn't... Continue Reading →
Quarantime
I don't know what day it is. I for sure don't know what time it is. I haven't been outside of my apartment in days. I don't know who's touched what or why anything or if I'll ever have sex again. The love of my life is somewhere out there and now I might never... Continue Reading →
Scary Movie Life
Well it's happened. I am living my nightmare, starring in my own horror film. Something I never thought possible. (sigh) I didn't have a single sip of alcohol on St. Patrick's Day. I'm a failure to myself, my family and all of Ireland. I feel shame. I don't even know who I am anymore. This... Continue Reading →
Forge On
The Oscars have come and gone and it's March. How can this be? I walked into the grocery the other day and St. Paddy's day everything is ready for purchase! I am sure that's exactly how Saint Patrick wanted to be remembered every year. He wanted the masses to drink until they couldn't speak and... Continue Reading →