My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
I thought long and hard about what to focus on this week. And then I thought about it some more. And then I wrote a bunch of stuff I hated. And then I reread all of the things I didn't like thinking 'it couldn't have been THAT bad'. It was. Like garbage carcass crumbles bad. And... Continue Reading →
If you're over the age of 20 and have any sort of a social life, the odds are you've spent a giant chunk of your money and time on your friends getting married. Since you've been to a wedding, you've likely heard the term 'in good times and in bad'. It is a vow couples... Continue Reading →
Anytime any of my girlfriends have told me they are pregnant, there's always a split second of hesitance before my reaction because two thoughts cross my mind. The first one is OH MY GOODNESS, YOU'VE DECIDED TO MAKE A TINY HUMAN AND THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!! The second one is HOLY S#%* YOU'RE SOMEBODY'S MOM... Continue Reading →
If you asked me to, I could come up with several reasons to cry at any given moment. I'm a basically a walking teardrop with a personality. Life, as I'm sure you've discovered, isn't all giggles and vacation. It's more like Star Wars minus the light sabers and space travel. It's about survival and defeating the... Continue Reading →
If you're under the age of 20 and think you've found "the one", the odds are you're probably wrong. I do, however, have a handful of friends from high school who would prove that theory terribly wrong. So it IS possible...just in a way that Narnia is possible. I also have friends who are over... Continue Reading →
Being a woman is bullshit. I hate to break the news , but we aren't gonna run the world. Not at this rate. It's quite enough that somewhere along the way it was decided that we need to decorate our faces and nails but let's not forget we basically bleed to death twelve times a... Continue Reading →
I've been toiling for months about what to write. This is my grand entrance into the ballroom of blogs. My first impression in text. Normally I'd take a lengthy shower, put my abandoned hair dryer to use, smoke those eyes, and reluctantly perch myself on some heels. And while there is nothing wrong with getting... Continue Reading →
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