My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
Hi! It's me. I'm the problem it's me. But seriously, hi. Welcome to my mid-life crisis. Make yourselves comfortable. As much as I'd love to slide back into the room and ignore the white elephant in the room which is my inexcusable and long extended absence, I know that's very on par with someone who... Continue Reading →
Holy shit. Everyone stop what you're doing. Gwyneth Paltrow ate bread ladies and gentlemen. That was her lockdown low. If that's her idea of "going off the rails", I imagine she would consider my life a tragedy on an Oedipus scale. Is she for real? There was a day I ordered breakfast, lunch and dinner... Continue Reading →
Just when I thought I'd lost all sex appeal, I got cat-called by a parrot this week. Yes, you read that sentence correctly. SHE'S STILL GOT IT! Ugh. So as far as where I'm at in life, I feel like I'm really soaring this week. Add that with the fact I'll be over here dying... Continue Reading →
Happy day after Halloween. Where are your pants? I'm kidding. To have lost your pants you would have actually had to have been wearing some. Living in LA it's like - is that a costume or is that just you? Are you even anything or is this just a tribute to your gym membership? Do... Continue Reading →
I was secretly hoping I would never have to write this. I've kept my story to myself. I've read all the stories, I've witnessed the speeches, I've seen all the posts and spent countless hours scrolling through the comments like a fly on the wall. I have stood in silence and relived my experience vicariously... Continue Reading →
Growing up we are taught to say no to two things: drugs and sex. And while I understand the emphasis on these topics, what about...oh, I don't know, EVERYTHING else? Now, this isn't to say that you become a disagreeable hermit of a negative nancy. This is just to open up the idea that the... Continue Reading →
**RETROSPECTACULAR** 