My neighbors have developed a new habit which is hanging pictures after midnight. FUN! What will they come up with next? Time will tell. I recently learned Beyoncé gets 5 million dollars a pregnancy. It was a part of her prenup so she gets compensated for what she would have made in that time had... Continue Reading →
Happy Endings
***GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS AHEAD*** ...you've been warned and also I fart in your general direction. I've got two more weeks to talk about Game of Thrones and so I shall. My only hope at this point will be that there's a Fanta on the table this week. What is even happening anymore? I... Continue Reading →
Bullet Points
Just over a month ago I woke up to a man creeping into my apartment. He was at the foot of my bed, a shadow, vertical blinds sliding off of his body as he made his way into my home. I kickbox, I've taken self defense classes, and I consider myself a pretty tough chick.... Continue Reading →