Awfully Amazing

Saw a man walking down the street in a mask he had crafted with a Crown Royal bag so I really think America is finally getting it together.  Then three seconds later a bee kamikazee-ed his way into my breakfast while a bird took a shit that landed inches away from my elbow.  10 minutes... Continue Reading →

Purple People Eater

The Purple People Eater is a song that was #1 on the Billboard pop charts for 6 days in 1958.  It's a song about a one-eyed one-horned, flying purple people eater who comes to Earth to join a rock band.  And that is my inspiration behind the purple hair.  I'm kidding.  Not about the purple hair... Continue Reading →

Blood Wolf

Happy Thursday everyone!  Here's a fun tip for you - don't go hiking with whitestrips in.  Bad combo - unless you enjoy being miserable, which I'm learning as I get older, some people are super into.  These people cannot be saved - not even by a truck bed full of puppies.  On a brighter note,... Continue Reading →

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