My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
Well it's the day before Valentine's Day so I obviously have a lot to say. I recommend a stiff drink or case of wine. It's Thursday. Treat yourself. I celebrated by eating a pound of queso yesterday. Whoopsie. Back to Whole30 I go. In the spirit of being a broke ass ho, I stayed in... Continue Reading →
I swear J-Lo is taunting me. Take your 50 year old Goddess body and get out of my face. You and She-Wolf are why men have insane expectations. I didn't look like that when I was in my twenties. I've never looked like that. So thank you to Shakira and J-Lo for making me feel... Continue Reading →
I spent most of last year dealing with a breakup. Saying that out loud is equal parts embarrassing and relieving. Embarrassing because it's like making plans with a friend a few months in advance and all of a sudden that person is like "I don't want to do THAT! I mean I do, but not... Continue Reading →
The average person spends five years waiting. If that didn't just make a single tear fall down your cheek or make your head wanna pop off, you have more patience than I will ever know in a lifetime. Five years is a really long time. I will have spent more time in traffic than I... Continue Reading →
People watching is my jam. I find relationships, especially, extremely fascinating. I love looking around a room and observing couples. I wonder how they met, who made the first move, how long they've been together, how many kids they have, what their last argument was about, if they still like each other...the list goes on... Continue Reading →
If you're under the age of 20 and think you've found "the one", the odds are you're probably wrong. I do, however, have a handful of friends from high school who would prove that theory terribly wrong. So it IS possible...just in a way that Narnia is possible. I also have friends who are over... Continue Reading →
**RETROSPECTACULAR** 