This week has been interesting to say the least. I've been a real Inspector Gadget over here. I don't always lose my phone, but when I do it's on silent. Ugh. Idiot Sandwich. What else? Hmmmm, I spent an obscene amount of time looking for that f*$#ing AppleTV remote - like honest to God, I'm... Continue Reading →
One of Them Days
I've had a really great morning so far. I woke up and looked in the mirror and looked exactly like Charlize Theron...in Monster. I'm a total gremlin. My allergies have been so bad, I can't get through thirty minutes without sneezing and they're coming in threes. They say sneezes are like orgasms. Um, they're not. ... Continue Reading →
All the Feels
It was brought to my attention recently that I possess several qualities similar to that of an empath. In a nutshell: sooooo many feelings. Call it emotional, call it sensitivity, call it vaginal, call it whatever you want but it's exhausting and astronomically burdensome. I feel things ten times more than the average human. It... Continue Reading →
The House of No
Growing up we are taught to say no to two things: drugs and sex. And while I understand the emphasis on these topics, what about...oh, I don't know, EVERYTHING else? Now, this isn't to say that you become a disagreeable hermit of a negative nancy. This is just to open up the idea that the... Continue Reading →