Never Enough

This week has been interesting to say the least.  I've been a real Inspector Gadget over here.  I don't always lose my phone, but when I do it's on silent.  Ugh.  Idiot Sandwich.  What else?  Hmmmm, I spent an obscene amount of time looking for that f*$#ing AppleTV remote - like honest to God, I'm... Continue Reading →

One of Them Days

I've had a really great morning so far.  I woke up and looked in the mirror and looked exactly like Charlize Theron...in Monster.  I'm a total gremlin.  My allergies have been so bad, I can't get through thirty minutes without sneezing and they're coming in threes.  They say sneezes are like orgasms.  Um, they're not. ... Continue Reading →

All the Feels

It was brought to my attention recently that I possess several qualities similar to that of an empath.  In a nutshell:  sooooo many feelings.  Call it emotional, call it sensitivity, call it vaginal, call it whatever you want but it's exhausting and astronomically burdensome.  I feel things ten times more than the average human.  It... Continue Reading →

The House of No

Growing up we are taught to say no to two things: drugs and sex.  And while I understand the emphasis on these topics, what about...oh, I don't know, EVERYTHING else? Now, this isn't to say that you become a disagreeable hermit of a negative nancy.  This is just to open up the idea that the... Continue Reading →

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