Don’t Mind Me

Just when I thought I'd lost all sex appeal, I got cat-called by a parrot this week.  Yes, you read that sentence correctly.  SHE'S STILL GOT IT!  Ugh.  So as far as where I'm at in life, I feel like I'm really soaring this week.  Add that with the fact I'll be over here dying... Continue Reading →

Naughty or Nice

I'm not exactly sure how we got here but every December we convince children across the world that there is a dude, most likely a diabetic, with a closet full of red and white pants suits who knows when you're awake.  It's the only story where a strange old man with a beard in costume... Continue Reading →

Perfect Illusion

I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in awhile the other day and the first thing he said was, "You always look like you're so happy!"  (He follows my social media)  I smiled but inwardly was thinking I'm glad it looks that way because it doesn't feel that way.  I looked through my instagram... Continue Reading →

The City of Angels

I bought a one way ticket to LA.  No job.  No place to live.  Just a plane ticket and an overweight suitcase.  I don't always make rash decisions but when I do, I'm a maniac.  I have now been in LA for over 6 years.  It's the longest I've ever had the same address in my... Continue Reading →

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