Just when I thought I'd lost all sex appeal, I got cat-called by a parrot this week. Yes, you read that sentence correctly. SHE'S STILL GOT IT! Ugh. So as far as where I'm at in life, I feel like I'm really soaring this week. Add that with the fact I'll be over here dying... Continue Reading →
Naughty or Nice
I'm not exactly sure how we got here but every December we convince children across the world that there is a dude, most likely a diabetic, with a closet full of red and white pants suits who knows when you're awake. It's the only story where a strange old man with a beard in costume... Continue Reading →
Perfect Illusion
I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in awhile the other day and the first thing he said was, "You always look like you're so happy!" (He follows my social media) I smiled but inwardly was thinking I'm glad it looks that way because it doesn't feel that way. I looked through my instagram... Continue Reading →
The City of Angels
I bought a one way ticket to LA. No job. No place to live. Just a plane ticket and an overweight suitcase. I don't always make rash decisions but when I do, I'm a maniac. I have now been in LA for over 6 years. It's the longest I've ever had the same address in my... Continue Reading →