My mom called me in early December to tell me that she wanted to buy my flight home for the holidays. I did not see that coming. #lakme for the perfectly executed ambush. So naturally I just started crying my eyes out while I was sitting by myself at work like some kind of emotionally... Continue Reading →
Gobble, Gobble
A few weeks ago I was forced to endure an hour long Uber ride to the sound of Christmas tunes. I repeat, AN HOUR. Of all the Ubers in Los Angeles, of course I would end up in the one who is all too excited to get his joy to the world on. Many of... Continue Reading →
One More Chapter
Once upon many times, I was told to go to my room. Shocker. This particular time my mother, #lakme, had tossed a Nancy Drew book at me and I wasn't allowed to come out until I finished it. I was horrified. I was 7. Oh, if I could only say reading was the biggest horror... Continue Reading →
Wait for It
The average person spends five years waiting. If that didn't just make a single tear fall down your cheek or make your head wanna pop off, you have more patience than I will ever know in a lifetime. Five years is a really long time. I will have spent more time in traffic than I... Continue Reading →
The Blackout
I'm not going to lie. I had a really hard time writing this week. Actually, I wrote a lot but believe with all of my heart that the majority of it should be thrown into a dumpster fire. I'm not sure if it's because it's September and I'm still sweating or if I'm just overwhelmed... Continue Reading →
Tic-Toc
It's almost 2017. Another ball will drop, champagne sales will skyrocket, and then gyms will be at maximum capacity. Have fun waiting for your typically available treadmill. This will be the last post of the year and as I look back, I'm a bit thrown by it all. A lot has happened. I think it... Continue Reading →