Love on the Line

Online dating...(an abnormally long awkward pause filled with occasional eye rolling and the sound of wine being poured).  Where do I even begin?  Before anyone gets all - I met my boyfriend/husband/ex-wife/baby mama/4th love of my life online, hear me out.  I get it, there are success stories and there's always a chance.  There's also... Continue Reading →

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes!

The older I get, I find myself becoming more and more opposed to change.  Is this an age thing?  A mentality thing?  A combo?  Our lives are bubbles and we live happily inside of them fearing anything that might pop our closed-off shelter of a cocoon.  I actually have a shred of empathy for old... Continue Reading →

Tic-Toc

It's almost 2017.  Another ball will drop, champagne sales will skyrocket, and then gyms will be at maximum capacity.  Have fun waiting for your typically available treadmill.  This will be the last post of the year and as I look back, I'm a bit thrown by it all.  A lot has happened.  I think it... Continue Reading →

Crazy in Love

It's my day off and while I'd love to tell you I'm drinking a mimosa while staring whimsically off into the sunset over the Pacific, I am currently smashed in between two pantsuits in the civil hallway of a Los Angeles Courthouse.  To my left is a woman who looks slightly older than myself, writing... Continue Reading →

Weirdo

I was for sure the girl dressed as batman in a world of princesses. In the first grade, I used to sit in class bored cutting my own hair off.  My teacher was thrilled.  While most girls were into pastels and dancing, I was too busy sprinting past all the boys and adding to my... Continue Reading →

Wtf

I hate to be the reality grinch, but sometimes life just isn't going to make sense.  I'm sure you've figured that out by now, but in case you're still living in a glass menagerie, I want to be sure that you're fully aware that life does not come with instructions and sometimes it's an Ikea... Continue Reading →

Make it Personal

I like to think I'm a genuine person.  It's hard not to be when your facial expressions have no filter and you're the stereotypical definition of a Cancer, zodiac speaking.  So many feels, you have no idea.  In a world that, I am convinced, is so insensitive anymore it takes an extra effort to be... Continue Reading →

In good times…and in bad

If you're over the age of 20 and have any sort of a social life, the odds are you've spent a giant chunk of your money and time on your friends getting married.  Since you've been to a wedding, you've likely heard the term 'in good times and in bad'.  It is a vow couples... Continue Reading →

Defeating the Dark Side

If you asked me to, I could come up with several reasons to cry at any given moment.  I'm a basically a walking teardrop with a personality.  Life, as I'm sure you've discovered, isn't all giggles and vacation.  It's more like Star Wars minus the light sabers and space travel.  It's about survival and defeating the... Continue Reading →

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