My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
They say money is the root of all evil. It has also been said that money makes the world go round. If both of these statements are true, the world is truly an evil place. While I believe evil does exist, I don't think it has saturated the world to the point of no return.... Continue Reading →
I spent a handful of consecutive Halloweens being some sort of beat up athlete. Every.single.year. Black eye, bloody nose, the works. Being sexy was the very last thing on my mind, mostly because my idea of sexy was somewhere between Princess Toadstool and Mia Hamm. Which brings me to this week's rant on (mostly women's)... Continue Reading →
I like to think I'm a genuine person. It's hard not to be when your facial expressions have no filter and you're the stereotypical definition of a Cancer, zodiac speaking. So many feels, you have no idea. In a world that, I am convinced, is so insensitive anymore it takes an extra effort to be... Continue Reading →
If you're over the age of 20 and have any sort of a social life, the odds are you've spent a giant chunk of your money and time on your friends getting married. Since you've been to a wedding, you've likely heard the term 'in good times and in bad'. It is a vow couples... Continue Reading →
In your lifetime, you're going to go through your fair share of roommates. Some will be awesome, some will be very not awesome, some will be your friends, some will turn into 'just somebody that you used to know', some will be your personal reason for the existence of whiskey, some will remind you of... Continue Reading →
Apparently there's an election this year. It's times like these a sarcastic font would really come in handy. It has become increasingly difficult to avoid the topic of politics as of late. Trump and Hillary have flooded the nation and taken conversation hostage. Good luck trying to talk to your friends about anything because it... Continue Reading →
Anytime any of my girlfriends have told me they are pregnant, there's always a split second of hesitance before my reaction because two thoughts cross my mind. The first one is OH MY GOODNESS, YOU'VE DECIDED TO MAKE A TINY HUMAN AND THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!! The second one is HOLY S#%* YOU'RE SOMEBODY'S MOM... Continue Reading →
If you asked me to, I could come up with several reasons to cry at any given moment. I'm a basically a walking teardrop with a personality. Life, as I'm sure you've discovered, isn't all giggles and vacation. It's more like Star Wars minus the light sabers and space travel. It's about survival and defeating the... Continue Reading →
I find myself wishing I had the body I had 5 years ago. Then I remember at that age, I was wishing for the body 5 years before that. Sometimes I walk into rooms and forget why. I'm so stubborn I'll stay there until I figure out why and now valuable chunks of my life... Continue Reading →
I moved to Cincinnati the summer before 7th grade. I learned very quickly that I would most likely be going to an all-girls Catholic High School. That was the "thing" there. It was in that moment I figured out we had actually moved to Hell. All girls? Let's be honest, half of the reason I... Continue Reading →
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