My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
Well, I just covered up in a towel so a dog wouldn't have to look at me, so that's where I'm at with that. I think I watched too many 90s sitcoms which have given me the complex that they have thoughts and platforms. Basically I didn't want to be judged by an animal and... Continue Reading →
This week has been interesting to say the least. I've been a real Inspector Gadget over here. I don't always lose my phone, but when I do it's on silent. Ugh. Idiot Sandwich. What else? Hmmmm, I spent an obscene amount of time looking for that f*$#ing AppleTV remote - like honest to God, I'm... Continue Reading →
I can only hope that one day when I win an Oscar, whatever comes out of my mouth is poignant, bleep-less and spoken without a piece of paper that looks like a CVS receipt. God, who doesn't want a little more Olivia Coleman in their life? The first hostless Oscars in 30 years - which... Continue Reading →
I like to think I'm a genuine person. It's hard not to be when your facial expressions have no filter and you're the stereotypical definition of a Cancer, zodiac speaking. So many feels, you have no idea. In a world that, I am convinced, is so insensitive anymore it takes an extra effort to be... Continue Reading →
I moved to Cincinnati the summer before 7th grade. I learned very quickly that I would most likely be going to an all-girls Catholic High School. That was the "thing" there. It was in that moment I figured out we had actually moved to Hell. All girls? Let's be honest, half of the reason I... Continue Reading →
**RETROSPECTACULAR** 