My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
It's hard to tell yourself to reach for the stars when you throw out your back reaching for the paprika. This is a true story folks. I simply reached for a spice and everything changed. I swear I'm an avatar and someone out there is getting a giant kick out of all of this. If... Continue Reading →
I fell yesterday. Like a sad middle-aged lady all alone walking without an umbrella in the rain, I went down. Hard. It was a banana peel kind of fall. I imagine it all happened in cartoon fashion. Most people would probably get up real quick and be all embarrassed. Nope. Not this girl. I just... Continue Reading →
I'm going to be one hundred with you. I woke up this morning and not a single word was written for this week. This is not typically my M.O. I wish I could tell you I've been busy spending my nights as a vigilante, trying to make this world a better place, but I'm afraid... Continue Reading →
Anytime any of my girlfriends have told me they are pregnant, there's always a split second of hesitance before my reaction because two thoughts cross my mind. The first one is OH MY GOODNESS, YOU'VE DECIDED TO MAKE A TINY HUMAN AND THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!! The second one is HOLY S#%* YOU'RE SOMEBODY'S MOM... Continue Reading →