My Funny GALentine

Well it's the day before Valentine's Day so I obviously have a lot to say.  I recommend a stiff drink or case of wine.  It's Thursday.  Treat yourself.  I celebrated by eating a pound of queso yesterday.  Whoopsie.  Back to Whole30 I go.  In the spirit of being a broke ass ho, I stayed in... Continue Reading →

Confetti Heart

A very non-conversation heart Valentine's Day to you and yours.  Or maybe it's just you and that's totally fine.  If you haven't heard, there will be no sweethearts this holiday for the first time since the early 1900s - which I find confusing on a multitude of levels.  Like, not only that they are still... Continue Reading →

greatness

I hope everyone survived Valentine’s Day.  It’s actually a scarier holiday than Halloween.  No clue how a massacre turned into roses and two-tops but here we are. Let’s ALL go out to dinner and let’s ALL order flowers ALL at the same time. I stopped at the grocery store on my way home from work... Continue Reading →

My Man

"What's your type?"  I get asked this all the time.  Unfortunately for me, Jason Momoa is taken and build-a-man doesn't exist yet.  It's usually asked after a very predictable lineup of comments and questions genuinely baffled at the fact that "someone like me" is single...whatever that means.  Then comes the part where they go through... Continue Reading →

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