I’ll Scream

If you haven't posted a picture with #vaccinated in the caption, are you even real? Meanwhile, I've learned that I've been putting trash bags on wrong my entire life. Apparently you're supposed to wrap the top around the bin and then push down which means mine have been inside out since forever. Google it. But... Continue Reading →

Sweet Sorrows

While all of you are prancing around pumpkin patches and indulging in apple cider being basic WITHOUT ME (rude), I'm dealing with some real shit over here. My beloved Lean Pockets have been discontinued and now life has no meaning. And for those of you thinking, 'you shouldn't be eating that crap anyway' - YOU... Continue Reading →

Shake it Off

Alright, which of the gods hate me?  The one night I finally fall asleep like the damn Disney princess I know is inside of me somewhere yearning to be free and  EARTHQUAKES.ALL.NIGHT.  In my ten years living in LA, I've never been woken up by an earthquake.  I'm the girl that sleeps through the earthquakes. ... Continue Reading →

Funkytown

Whatawonderfullifeitiswhenyourspacebarworks.  I was a few seconds away from chucking my computer into the wall in a fit of rage.  I don't get a temper often...but when I do, I light things on fire.  Dear, Mercury.  Please explode.  Mercury is in retrograde and all communication and technology has been rendered useless.  And maybe you're not the... Continue Reading →

I Miss You

There is a lot in this world that I miss.  Some of it is constant in a way I've learned to carry on without it, some wavers in severity, some rarely if at all and some shakes me to my bones at the thought of it.  How it all boils down is beyond my jurisdiction... Continue Reading →

Perfect Illusion

I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in awhile the other day and the first thing he said was, "You always look like you're so happy!"  (He follows my social media)  I smiled but inwardly was thinking I'm glad it looks that way because it doesn't feel that way.  I looked through my instagram... Continue Reading →

Defeating the Dark Side

If you asked me to, I could come up with several reasons to cry at any given moment.  I'm a basically a walking teardrop with a personality.  Life, as I'm sure you've discovered, isn't all giggles and vacation.  It's more like Star Wars minus the light sabers and space travel.  It's about survival and defeating the... Continue Reading →

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