A year into this thing and it's starting to feel like that one roadtrip to Florida when we were "almost there" for what felt like a quarter of my life. Don't worry, by June we'll be in the -insert whatever color you want here- tier. OH WILL WE MARGO?! Don't you dare get my hopes... Continue Reading →
Naughty or Nice
I'm not exactly sure how we got here but every December we convince children across the world that there is a dude, most likely a diabetic, with a closet full of red and white pants suits who knows when you're awake. It's the only story where a strange old man with a beard in costume... Continue Reading →
All the Feels
It was brought to my attention recently that I possess several qualities similar to that of an empath. In a nutshell: sooooo many feelings. Call it emotional, call it sensitivity, call it vaginal, call it whatever you want but it's exhausting and astronomically burdensome. I feel things ten times more than the average human. It... Continue Reading →