While all of you are prancing around pumpkin patches and indulging in apple cider being basic WITHOUT ME (rude), I'm dealing with some real shit over here. My beloved Lean Pockets have been discontinued and now life has no meaning. And for those of you thinking, 'you shouldn't be eating that crap anyway' - YOU... Continue Reading →
Soaring
It's important to know that life isn't always on your side. There's some definite roughage. We've all been there. It's just how it all works - ebbs and flows. I'm not a genius or anything by any scholastic standard but I think if we had each other's backs more often, it might - hell, I... Continue Reading →
Fickle Feelings
In a world where everyone's attention spans are shrinking by the second, it's hard to imagine how things last anymore. Sometimes I get bored in the middle of my own sentences. I mean I think about some of the trends I participated in with such blatant ignorance growing up and I'm ashamed of myself. In... Continue Reading →
Bring me that Horizon
I thought long and hard about what to focus on this week. And then I thought about it some more. And then I wrote a bunch of stuff I hated. And then I reread all of the things I didn't like thinking 'it couldn't have been THAT bad'. It was. Like garbage carcass crumbles bad. And... Continue Reading →