Well, well, well...the whole world is watching and from the looks of it, the fate of this country is in the hands of a bunch of strippers and chain smoking penny slotters. A well executed 2020 plot twist. As the mayor of Vegas, I did NOT see this coming. Not in a million bajillion eleventy-million... Continue Reading →
Empty Chairs & Empty Tables
Aaaaaaaaaaand my belly-button is missing. My life has become a never ending Oktoberfest. What are standards? Tell me all about them. Sign me up for the Biggest Loser: Quarantine Edition. I had two boxes of Lean Pockets and a cherry coke for dinner the other night. I had one friend who was giving me a... Continue Reading →
Dance & Eat Cake
I have been a writing maniac. Between reading, writing, working and sleeping - the social butterfly you know and love has been laying pretty low. I had every intention of executing a sober September. It was wildly unsuccessful. Apparently I was laying low like a lion ready to pounce. Mufasa Syndrome. But when adventure falls... Continue Reading →
Wait for It
The average person spends five years waiting. If that didn't just make a single tear fall down your cheek or make your head wanna pop off, you have more patience than I will ever know in a lifetime. Five years is a really long time. I will have spent more time in traffic than I... Continue Reading →