I have been plagued by crickets. They're after my soul. I didn't sleep for almost a week because of a cricket outside of my door. Apparently it's mating season. Congratulations, but you can't do that here. At my breaking point, I grabbed a wooden spoon from the kitchen and went out into the courtyard like... Continue Reading →
My Christmas List
It's that time of year. Whatever color cup you are drinking from you're also credit card debt deep into the season of giving. It's also that time of year where I actually wish I could go back in time and berate myself for ever thinking money was a stupid gift. I would like to personally... Continue Reading →
The Disney Princess: Deconstructed
If you managed to escape your childhood Disney free, you should buy more powerball tickets. Seriously. The odds are, if you're reading this, you had a Disney filled upbringing. And who doesn't love a Disney story? We all did. The enchantment of rags to riches, the best friends, the exotic locale, love that... Continue Reading →