My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
Well, well, well...the whole world is watching and from the looks of it, the fate of this country is in the hands of a bunch of strippers and chain smoking penny slotters. A well executed 2020 plot twist. As the mayor of Vegas, I did NOT see this coming. Not in a million bajillion eleventy-million... Continue Reading →
What a week it has been, especially in the United States of WTF is going on America. My.God. Stand back Schitt's Creek, because this was BY FAR the best comedy of the year. For those of you who watched the (dramatic pause with a big long sigh)..."debate"...I really hope you were drinking. For those of... Continue Reading →
My attempt at a dry January ended this week and while some of you may look at that as a failure, I'm actually quite impressed with myself. Let's be honest, this is the longest I've gone without drinking since Dawson's Creek was on the air. This was a pretty big deal for me considering the... Continue Reading →
Call me ambitious, call me competitive. Some of my favorite moments in life revolve around sports. There's nothing quite like the glory that comes with a Grand Slam or a photo finish. I can still remember standing in a bar in Chicago watching Michael Phelps win the 100 m butterfly in Beijing by one one-hundredth... Continue Reading →
I had a post ready for this week but with everything that has happened, I don't think you want to hear about me using yogurt masks or letting Jillian Michaels kick my ass everyday. You can downplay what happened this past weekend. In fact, you can completely ignore it. Just know that in doing so,... Continue Reading →
I thought long and hard about what to focus on this week. And then I thought about it some more. And then I wrote a bunch of stuff I hated. And then I reread all of the things I didn't like thinking 'it couldn't have been THAT bad'. It was. Like garbage carcass crumbles bad. And... Continue Reading →
Apparently there's an election this year. It's times like these a sarcastic font would really come in handy. It has become increasingly difficult to avoid the topic of politics as of late. Trump and Hillary have flooded the nation and taken conversation hostage. Good luck trying to talk to your friends about anything because it... Continue Reading →
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