new year, same me

My attempt at a dry January ended this week and while some of you may look at that as a failure, I'm actually quite impressed with myself.  Let's be honest, this is the longest I've gone without drinking since Dawson's Creek was on the air.  This was a pretty big deal for me considering the... Continue Reading →

Powerade

Call me ambitious, call me competitive.  Some of my favorite moments in life revolve around sports.  There's nothing quite like the glory that comes with a Grand Slam or a photo finish.  I can still remember standing in a bar in Chicago watching Michael Phelps win the 100 m butterfly in Beijing by one one-hundredth... Continue Reading →

For the Love of Statues

I had a post ready for this week but with everything that has happened, I don't think you want to hear about me using yogurt masks or letting Jillian Michaels kick my ass everyday.  You can downplay what happened this past weekend.  In fact, you can completely ignore it.  Just know that in doing so,... Continue Reading →

Bring me that Horizon

I thought long and hard about what to focus on this week.  And then I thought about it some more.  And then I wrote a bunch of stuff I hated.  And then I reread all of the things I didn't like thinking 'it couldn't have been THAT bad'.  It was.  Like garbage carcass crumbles bad.  And... Continue Reading →

#imwithvodka

Apparently there's an election this year.  It's times like these a sarcastic font would really come in handy.  It has become increasingly difficult to avoid the topic of politics as of late.  Trump and Hillary have flooded the nation and taken conversation hostage.  Good luck trying to talk to your friends about anything because it... Continue Reading →

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