My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
In a world of straight lines, I am most definitely a squiggle. I've never been a conformist. Not one to take much direction. Definitely don't like being told what to do. I most certainly don't want anything to do with that cookie cutter life. I'm a socialite recluse, a lucky 13 and a wandering soul... Continue Reading →
Hello my little friends. I feel like I say this every week and I'm becoming that old lady who says the same thing over and over again without noticing but I mean it when I say this week has been crazy. From fires and engagements to scripts and Christmas specials on Netflix, Costa Rica planning... Continue Reading →
Maybe this is me admitting I'm a basic bitch, but Fall is my favorite time of ever. Coming from a girl with a summer birthday, that's a bold statement. I love the crisp air, the early nightfall, the flannel, the fireplaces, the blankets - I'm into it, okay? It's also that time of year when... Continue Reading →
I've had a really great morning so far. I woke up and looked in the mirror and looked exactly like Charlize Theron...in Monster. I'm a total gremlin. My allergies have been so bad, I can't get through thirty minutes without sneezing and they're coming in threes. They say sneezes are like orgasms. Um, they're not. ... Continue Reading →
It's October. That spooky time of year. And what's more scary than ghosts and dating? Honestly, you could give me the option of a haunted house and a dating app and I'd probably go for the house. And I HATE haunted houses. I get irrationally scared and the entire time I'm wishing I was at... Continue Reading →
What do you want? Question of my life. I want to live in a castle but like one with good insulation and a giant library full of first editions and velvet couches. I want old maps that hold secrets of treasures unknown. I want a lazy river moat full of mermaids and waterfalls and potions... Continue Reading →
I couldn’t decide what to write about this week so I asked my brother and sister for suggestions. My first mistake. These were the responses I got: “People who ruin their own insults with grammatical errors” “Urban Meyer” – although very tempting, no. “Star Wars” “Blog about how cool nerds are” “Us” to which I... Continue Reading →
Not all who wander are lost. J.R.R. Tolkien I was told recently that in this lifetime I'm supposed to find my home. To stay grounded and make roots. If that is the case, I'm 100% failing at life. My suitcase is always on standby. I can't seem to stay put. My life is a bit... Continue Reading →
I had the absolute honor of standing by one of my best friends this past weekend as she said I DO to the man she met in a lazy river in Vegas. Talk about finding love in a hopeless place. The ceremony was almost as beautiful as the bride. She was a total smokeshow. It... Continue Reading →
May it be marked in history that last night this girl had the craziest hankering for ravioli of all time. That's all I could think about. My current gluten and dairy free gotta-fit-into-that-bridesmaids-dress-diet does not allow Italian treats. OR any treats of any kind for that matter. [insert single teardrop down my cheek] Can't my... Continue Reading →
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