Collision

Minus the times my brothers were active in the military my family has always been together for Christmas.  It's my favorite time of year.  These are my people, my tribe, my kin.  Who else is going to finish my mom's tequila and facetime every single person in my phone?  It's truly the best...for about 4... Continue Reading →

Distractionz

I'm going to be one hundred with you.  I woke up this morning and not a single word was written for this week.  This is not typically my M.O.  I wish I could tell you I've been busy spending my nights as a vigilante, trying to make this world a better place, but I'm afraid... Continue Reading →

Naughty or Nice

I'm not exactly sure how we got here but every December we convince children across the world that there is a dude, most likely a diabetic, with a closet full of red and white pants suits who knows when you're awake.  It's the only story where a strange old man with a beard in costume... Continue Reading →

My Christmas List

It's that time of year.  Whatever color cup you are drinking from you're also credit card debt deep into the season of giving.  It's also that time of year where I actually wish I could go back in time and berate myself for ever thinking money was a stupid gift.  I would like to personally... Continue Reading →

Gobble, Gobble

A few weeks ago I was forced to endure an hour long Uber ride to the sound of Christmas tunes.  I repeat, AN HOUR.  Of all the Ubers in Los Angeles, of course I would end up in the one who is all too excited to get his joy to the world on.  Many of... Continue Reading →

Tic-Toc

It's almost 2017.  Another ball will drop, champagne sales will skyrocket, and then gyms will be at maximum capacity.  Have fun waiting for your typically available treadmill.  This will be the last post of the year and as I look back, I'm a bit thrown by it all.  A lot has happened.  I think it... Continue Reading →

’tis the season

The holidays are upon us!  It might even be said I'm a little late to the game.  I went to The Grove, an outdoor shopping center, in early October and with every step I thought - no, it can't be.  Yet sure enough, the whole place looked like what Joy to the World sounds like:... Continue Reading →

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