Red, White & Who?

Well, well, well...the whole world is watching and from the looks of it, the fate of this country is in the hands of a bunch of strippers and chain smoking penny slotters. A well executed 2020 plot twist. As the mayor of Vegas, I did NOT see this coming. Not in a million bajillion eleventy-million... Continue Reading →

Confetti Heart

A very non-conversation heart Valentine's Day to you and yours.  Or maybe it's just you and that's totally fine.  If you haven't heard, there will be no sweethearts this holiday for the first time since the early 1900s - which I find confusing on a multitude of levels.  Like, not only that they are still... Continue Reading →

Viva Las Vegas

I don't understand the phrase nor will you ever hear me say 'I'm sick of Vegas'.  What does that even mean?  You hate fun?  People who don't like Vegas probably don't like me.  Vegas, cheese and black ensembles will forever be staples in my life.  There's an energy that kisses my skin and makes my... Continue Reading →

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