unkindness

Hi, I'd like one ticket to Normal-land and a bottomless strawberry margarita...and a cupcake. Everyone through with their panic purchasing? You all set with your Burger King cup of gasoline, Gary? Did you store it on top of your TP I'm sure you still have stockpiled in the closet from a year ago that you... Continue Reading →

Naughty or Nice

I'm not exactly sure how we got here but every December we convince children across the world that there is a dude, most likely a diabetic, with a closet full of red and white pants suits who knows when you're awake.  It's the only story where a strange old man with a beard in costume... Continue Reading →

Impact

I was thinking about all of the people I've ever met in this lifetime and it got me wondering what kind of impression I give.  How do I make people feel?  What kind of vibe do I emit?  There is so much concern about which path to choose but I'm equally curious about the path... Continue Reading →

Seat Taken

There are people out there who don't like me.  Crazy right? (Kidding)  We all have our haters.  I consider myself a fairly mature adult and there is still drama in my life and surrounding me that is comparable to kindergarten playground showdowns.  Call me a fool, but I had some magical notion that people would... Continue Reading →

All the Feels

It was brought to my attention recently that I possess several qualities similar to that of an empath.  In a nutshell:  sooooo many feelings.  Call it emotional, call it sensitivity, call it vaginal, call it whatever you want but it's exhausting and astronomically burdensome.  I feel things ten times more than the average human.  It... Continue Reading →

You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling

So apparently there was a march last weekend?  Did you hear about it?  No big deal, just 2.9 million Americans joined in the streets of over 650 cities across the country.  Not to mention all of the people across the world who joined in unison from Tel Aviv to South Africa.  Whether you supported it... Continue Reading →

The Guilty Jury

I love people watching.  Not in a creepy, single-white-female, I want your life, kind of way but for sheer entertainment purposes.  I love watching couples bicker at grocery stores...anywhere really.  I love watching people who think they are gonna miss their flight and I love watching people come home to loved ones who are waiting... Continue Reading →

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