Holy shit. Everyone stop what you're doing. Gwyneth Paltrow ate bread ladies and gentlemen. That was her lockdown low. If that's her idea of "going off the rails", I imagine she would consider my life a tragedy on an Oedipus scale. Is she for real? There was a day I ordered breakfast, lunch and dinner... Continue Reading →
Champagne Supernova
As I have a tendency to do from time to time, I went down a rabbit hole the other day. I am Alice in Wonderland's third cousin, once removed, for sure. This time it was watching movie trailers on youtube. I mean, I really went for it. All the way down I went. I texted... Continue Reading →
Dance & Eat Cake
I have been a writing maniac. Between reading, writing, working and sleeping - the social butterfly you know and love has been laying pretty low. I had every intention of executing a sober September. It was wildly unsuccessful. Apparently I was laying low like a lion ready to pounce. Mufasa Syndrome. But when adventure falls... Continue Reading →
catch me if you can
I have had a whirlwind of a week. Did a little brunching, did a little wine tasting, did a little line dancing, did a little celebrating, did a little sun tanning in 110 degree weather. Also, a bartender tried to kill me. He failed...but A for effort. This time of year is a bit crazy... Continue Reading →