My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
Ahoy there! Well it happened - I bought two shirts THAT AREN'T BLACK!!! Insert confetti and prizes here. I also bought the same shirt in three different colors, so there's that as well. I like what I like. I don't think I'm ever going to be remembered for my fashion choices. I contemplated buying biker... Continue Reading →
Nobody panic. Not only did I accidentally send my favorite spoon through the garbage disposal and am I starting to look like Frankenstein's bride, but we've reached the multiple waterspout portion of the pandemic. If you don't know what I'm talking about, please pause and google immediately. I'll wait... ...That's right, water is going up... Continue Reading →
I think about the people I've met and the places I've seen and it really is remarkable where life can take you. Lord knows I love to travel. Some people get drunk and make late night booty calls, I get drunk and book flights. It's a very expensive habit. I currently have 5 pending trips... Continue Reading →
Well January, you came in hot. I can quite honestly say the majority of the time I have no idea what's going on. Between writing, reading, funerals, work, group texts, weddings, drama for yo mama and engagements, all I can do is throw my hands up in the air and hope the wind carries me... Continue Reading →
I recently read a book for my book club called Behind Closed Doors, which I chose and profusely apologized for afterwards, in which this (idiot) woman is basically being held prisoner by her psychopath husband. Spoiler alert, this (idiot) woman marries this man before she realizes he's a lunatic who murdered his mother and is... Continue Reading →
If you're over the age of 20 and have any sort of a social life, the odds are you've spent a giant chunk of your money and time on your friends getting married. Since you've been to a wedding, you've likely heard the term 'in good times and in bad'. It is a vow couples... Continue Reading →
Someone once told me I'll never see myself the way other people do. Apparently what I look like is subjective. There isn't a mirror or a filter or selfie or a picture in which I'll ever see myself in the same light someone else does. So I can't help but wonder: what do I look... Continue Reading →
**RETROSPECTACULAR** 