Somebody I used to Know

It's always extremely humbling when something you were so sure about doesn't go according to plan.  Whether it's a game, an audition or a relationship, it's never a good feeling to be wrong.  It's like wearing the losing team's jersey long after the game is over.  Everyone knows things didn't exactly go your way which,... Continue Reading →

Viva Las Vegas

I don't understand the phrase nor will you ever hear me say 'I'm sick of Vegas'.  What does that even mean?  You hate fun?  People who don't like Vegas probably don't like me.  Vegas, cheese and black ensembles will forever be staples in my life.  There's an energy that kisses my skin and makes my... Continue Reading →

All the Feels

It was brought to my attention recently that I possess several qualities similar to that of an empath.  In a nutshell:  sooooo many feelings.  Call it emotional, call it sensitivity, call it vaginal, call it whatever you want but it's exhausting and astronomically burdensome.  I feel things ten times more than the average human.  It... Continue Reading →

They’re My Idiots

I am very fortunate in that my family is very close.  We were each other's first friends...and first enemies.  We have truly seen each other through it all:  the good, the bad, the ugly.  For the record, you don't know ugly until you see the butt-cut I rocked in the early 90s.  Yikes.  We keep... Continue Reading →

You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling

So apparently there was a march last weekend?  Did you hear about it?  No big deal, just 2.9 million Americans joined in the streets of over 650 cities across the country.  Not to mention all of the people across the world who joined in unison from Tel Aviv to South Africa.  Whether you supported it... Continue Reading →

Love on the Line

Online dating...(an abnormally long awkward pause filled with occasional eye rolling and the sound of wine being poured).  Where do I even begin?  Before anyone gets all - I met my boyfriend/husband/ex-wife/baby mama/4th love of my life online, hear me out.  I get it, there are success stories and there's always a chance.  There's also... Continue Reading →

Crazy in Love

It's my day off and while I'd love to tell you I'm drinking a mimosa while staring whimsically off into the sunset over the Pacific, I am currently smashed in between two pantsuits in the civil hallway of a Los Angeles Courthouse.  To my left is a woman who looks slightly older than myself, writing... Continue Reading →

’tis the season

The holidays are upon us!  It might even be said I'm a little late to the game.  I went to The Grove, an outdoor shopping center, in early October and with every step I thought - no, it can't be.  Yet sure enough, the whole place looked like what Joy to the World sounds like:... Continue Reading →

Amazing Grace

Somehow, Americans-and by Americans, I mean European originating people who took over a land mass already inhabited by natives, turned stealing into a holiday called Thanksgiving. We all sit at tables covered in the usual suspects to commemorate the day our ancestors decided to screw over the Indians and make a bunch of false promises. Please... Continue Reading →

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