Well well well - just when I thought everybody was out of control just enough, enter MURDER HORNETS! Cause cicadas weren't enough. No, no. That's too biblical, they said. We need something a little more modern, a little more sexy. Viola murder hornets. Maybe landsharks and sharknados aren't such crazy concepts afterall. There really isn't... Continue Reading →
My Mayhem
Well, some of us ran the L.A. marathon and some of us drank ten pounds of champagne and woke up in a 2 year old's room. Wedding showers, am I right? Get a group of girls together before the sun sets and you better clear the streets. Talk about rebels without a cause. Cause here's... Continue Reading →
Funkytown
Whatawonderfullifeitiswhenyourspacebarworks. I was a few seconds away from chucking my computer into the wall in a fit of rage. I don't get a temper often...but when I do, I light things on fire. Dear, Mercury. Please explode. Mercury is in retrograde and all communication and technology has been rendered useless. And maybe you're not the... Continue Reading →
i gotta feeva!
I have now been in bed for almost 4 days straight. My immune system has officially failed me. It's either that or my body has been possessed by Zuul which I'm beginning to think is a very viable option. Somebody call the Ghosbusters. The men or the women, I don't care. Being a sick adult is... Continue Reading →