For the amount of times I use the phrase 'I can't wait to tell my grandkids', you'd think I'd have several children. Alas, I don't even have a date lined up. And I waver between being the most okay with it and utterly bored about it. At this point, if he shows up I'm just... Continue Reading →
The Meltdown
Well this week has been FULL OF SURPRISES!!! I received word that I was hired for my dream job and will now be PAID money to watch holiday films and write reviews! I met a man while I was out for a run and he's amazing! No psycho characteristics detected yet thus far. He's also... Continue Reading →
SHIFTing
2020 has to be, at the very least, sponsored by people who'll put a box of Cheez-Its back in the pantry with a single cracker left inside and co-written by George R.R. Martin. And if the ending is anything like the GOT series finale, lord help us all. This past week, I was full on... Continue Reading →
Scary Movie Life
Well it's happened. I am living my nightmare, starring in my own horror film. Something I never thought possible. (sigh) I didn't have a single sip of alcohol on St. Patrick's Day. I'm a failure to myself, my family and all of Ireland. I feel shame. I don't even know who I am anymore. This... Continue Reading →
Winter is Gone
This week there are a few things that have been brought to my attention. Eggrolls have really gone to shit and Game of Thrones was a complete and total let down. Game of Thrones was the guy I thought I was going to marry until he stabbed me and left me for dead. Everything he... Continue Reading →