My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
Amy on Jeopardy! lost and I hate it. I didn't want it to end. I think that's how I feel about most amazing things and phenomenons. Vacations, bowls of mac and cheese, celebrations, good make-outs, winning streaks, the Olympics, being on a boat surrounded by dolphins - please never end. It never fails to amaze... Continue Reading →
It's Sundurday Octember eleventy-five in the year of the 12th circle of hell. Please direct me to where I can submit my resignation. I've been on this ride for almost 10 months - I have vertigo, dejavu, symptoms of mild depression, characteristics of a sloth and what some might call an (insert air quotes here)... Continue Reading →
Coming to you live from 2020! It's been a minute and I will explain everything. This would have been posted earlier today but someone was learning how to use a drill all by herself. I now have a train station-esque clock set to a permanent 5 o'clock which is ironic as I'm on day 3... Continue Reading →
The Purple People Eater is a song that was #1 on the Billboard pop charts for 6 days in 1958. It's a song about a one-eyed one-horned, flying purple people eater who comes to Earth to join a rock band. And that is my inspiration behind the purple hair. I'm kidding. Not about the purple hair... Continue Reading →
What do you want? What are you looking for? These are both valid questions that I have a very hard time responding to with direct answers...or answers that make a tiny speck of sense. Now maybe this is because I'm a Cancer and my mind runs at Olympic speed at all hours of the... Continue Reading →
Anytime any of my girlfriends have told me they are pregnant, there's always a split second of hesitance before my reaction because two thoughts cross my mind. The first one is OH MY GOODNESS, YOU'VE DECIDED TO MAKE A TINY HUMAN AND THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!! The second one is HOLY S#%* YOU'RE SOMEBODY'S MOM... Continue Reading →
I find myself wishing I had the body I had 5 years ago. Then I remember at that age, I was wishing for the body 5 years before that. Sometimes I walk into rooms and forget why. I'm so stubborn I'll stay there until I figure out why and now valuable chunks of my life... Continue Reading →
**RETROSPECTACULAR** 