Ghostbusting

It's October.  That spooky time of year.  And what's more scary than ghosts and dating?  Honestly, you could give me the option of a haunted house and a dating app and I'd probably go for the house.  And I HATE haunted houses.  I get irrationally scared and the entire time I'm wishing I was at... Continue Reading →

Distractionz

I'm going to be one hundred with you.  I woke up this morning and not a single word was written for this week.  This is not typically my M.O.  I wish I could tell you I've been busy spending my nights as a vigilante, trying to make this world a better place, but I'm afraid... Continue Reading →

Naughty or Nice

I'm not exactly sure how we got here but every December we convince children across the world that there is a dude, most likely a diabetic, with a closet full of red and white pants suits who knows when you're awake.  It's the only story where a strange old man with a beard in costume... Continue Reading →

Wait for It

The average person spends five years waiting.  If that didn't just make a single tear fall down your cheek or make your head wanna pop off, you have more patience than I will ever know in a lifetime.  Five years is a really long time.  I will have spent more time in traffic than I... Continue Reading →

Control Freak

If we have learned anything in the past few weeks, and I pray that we have, we know that there are certain things we can't control.  No one is ever going to think exactly like you, being a Bengals fan comes with endless heartache, my right armpit will always sweat more than the left, Mayweather... Continue Reading →

The cell

If we let the world keep on spinning the way it is, before we know it, human contact will be extinct.  Everything we want is literally at our fingertips.  You can order delivery, deposit checks, send a message to a friend while ignoring a call from another, pay a debt via Venmo and confirm your... Continue Reading →

I Believe in a Thing Called love

People watching is my jam.  I find relationships, especially, extremely fascinating.  I love looking around a room and observing couples.  I wonder how they met, who made the first move, how long they've been together, how many kids they have, what their last argument was about, if they still like each other...the list goes on... Continue Reading →

Perfect Illusion

I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in awhile the other day and the first thing he said was, "You always look like you're so happy!"  (He follows my social media)  I smiled but inwardly was thinking I'm glad it looks that way because it doesn't feel that way.  I looked through my instagram... Continue Reading →

The Ferris Bueller Prophecy

We have all become so very available.  We've gone viral.  Gossip travels faster than ever, social media defines us and is even requested for job applications, and the number of likes a post or picture gets is modern day validation.  While younger generations don't know the difference because it's how they've been raised, I've had... Continue Reading →

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