My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
Well I've done it again people. The death toll in my apartment is on the rise. This time it was an aloe plant which means a few things. A - I'm a certified idiot capable of the impossible and B - I have no business owning a plant. So I did what any other serial... Continue Reading →
This week has been interesting to say the least. I've been a real Inspector Gadget over here. I don't always lose my phone, but when I do it's on silent. Ugh. Idiot Sandwich. What else? Hmmmm, I spent an obscene amount of time looking for that f*$#ing AppleTV remote - like honest to God, I'm... Continue Reading →
Happy day after Halloween. Where are your pants? I'm kidding. To have lost your pants you would have actually had to have been wearing some. Living in LA it's like - is that a costume or is that just you? Are you even anything or is this just a tribute to your gym membership? Do... Continue Reading →
We have a knack, as a society, to focus on the bad. I even catch myself doing it from time to time. I tend to focus on the things I don't have, the things I'm not good at, the parts I don't love about my body and what I haven't accomplished yet. Why am I... Continue Reading →
Not all who wander are lost. J.R.R. Tolkien I was told recently that in this lifetime I'm supposed to find my home. To stay grounded and make roots. If that is the case, I'm 100% failing at life. My suitcase is always on standby. I can't seem to stay put. My life is a bit... Continue Reading →
I'm a daydreamer and a night thinker. I always have been. I sleep with one eye open, which might be because I have FOMO or maybe because I have PTSD from when my apartment was broken into while I was sleeping but most definitely because my OFF switch has been disabled. I may look dormant,... Continue Reading →
Ladies and Gentlemen, stop what you’re doing. The World Cup kicked off this morning and everything is right in the world again (this is me completely ignoring the fact that the U.S. didn’t qualify because we have a team of bagoons. Viva Mexico). But seriously, I have had an epiphany. We have got to find... Continue Reading →
I have had a whirlwind of a week. Did a little brunching, did a little wine tasting, did a little line dancing, did a little celebrating, did a little sun tanning in 110 degree weather. Also, a bartender tried to kill me. He failed...but A for effort. This time of year is a bit crazy... Continue Reading →
Everyone wants attention. I don't care what you say. You may not want the spotlight on the daily but you definitely crave some sort of light. Humans actually fall into a funk when withdrawn from light for long periods of time. It's called seasonal depression and it's a very real thing. As much as I... Continue Reading →
Jesus died. April Fool's. Jesus was just kidding. Pastels were worn around town like a Lily Pulitzer parade and 'egg recipes' has been the top google search of the week. Good luck in that house. Easter has come and gone. It's April and before I know it I'll be 40 and I still haven't been... Continue Reading →
**RETROSPECTACULAR** 