My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
Ever feel like you're walking through life blindfolded in the dark searching for a pinata without a bat? Asking for a friend. The universe has always had my back but I feel like she's testing my limits these days. Keeping my eyes peeled for that silver lining like a hawk. I know I'm not alone. ... Continue Reading →
Just when I thought I'd lost all sex appeal, I got cat-called by a parrot this week. Yes, you read that sentence correctly. SHE'S STILL GOT IT! Ugh. So as far as where I'm at in life, I feel like I'm really soaring this week. Add that with the fact I'll be over here dying... Continue Reading →
If I could live anywhere, it would be inside of a book. Cause let's be honest, I don't like a lot of people but I also love a lot of people. I've recently discovered I'm an introverted extrovert. I love talking but also crave silence. I'm a walking contradictions, which tracks. I'll want to dance... Continue Reading →
Well it's the day before Valentine's Day so I obviously have a lot to say. I recommend a stiff drink or case of wine. It's Thursday. Treat yourself. I celebrated by eating a pound of queso yesterday. Whoopsie. Back to Whole30 I go. In the spirit of being a broke ass ho, I stayed in... Continue Reading →
I swear J-Lo is taunting me. Take your 50 year old Goddess body and get out of my face. You and She-Wolf are why men have insane expectations. I didn't look like that when I was in my twenties. I've never looked like that. So thank you to Shakira and J-Lo for making me feel... Continue Reading →
Watching Chocolat while on Whole30 was probably a bad idea. Also, what even was that movie and how was it nominated for an Oscar? What I wouldn't do for a Caramello right now. Mmmmm...nom nom nom. I have been informed by a friend that I talk in my sleep and that even then, I'm sarcastic. ... Continue Reading →
Remember the year Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt stole MLK day? Oh my good lord, can everyone calm down? They're not getting back together. Ever. Just like Obama isn't going to be president again. The time has passed. Move on. Are we all forgetting that Brad cheated on Jen with Angelina I-wore-Billy-Bob-Thornton's-blood-in-a-vial-around-my-neck Jolie and then... Continue Reading →
Another week into 2020 and here we are. I cannot express to you how boring my life is right now. I cook, I sleep, I work, I write. Rinse. Repeat. My social life has taken a real hit. And by real hit, I mean it's non-existent. On one hand it's quite relieving to say no... Continue Reading →
Coming to you live from 2020! It's been a minute and I will explain everything. This would have been posted earlier today but someone was learning how to use a drill all by herself. I now have a train station-esque clock set to a permanent 5 o'clock which is ironic as I'm on day 3... Continue Reading →
My sister asked me what I wanted for Christmas and the only thing I could come up with was a black hoodie. Love me a black hoodie. I wear mine at least 6 days a week. It's the one consistent thing I do. Grown-up Christmas lists are hard. It really is true - you get... Continue Reading →
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