My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
Yesterday was the 18th anniversary of 9/11. 18 years ago, I sat through my 8am class at Indiana University unaware of the horror happening in our country. Those were the days when I channeled my undiagnosed A.D.D. through doodling, writing lyrics and literal daydreaming which, often times, morphed into sleeping through class. Whoops. I will... Continue Reading →
I started my most recent trip around the sun by losing an entire chunk of eyelashes. I had no idea how important eyelashes were until half of mine were missing. It's not a good look. Maybe now I'll finally learn to wash my face before I go to bed. (Probably not.) Fun fact: they grow... Continue Reading →
I discovered this week that my trust issues reach as far as the sea. Literally. If you've never seen a woman pee in utter fear, go boating in the ocean with me. I honestly had no idea how afraid of the ocean I was until that moment. I was certain a shark was going to... Continue Reading →
Well, it happened. I'm 36. The floating beer pong was a giant success as was the crate of coconuts that were delivered to my door. Dare I say, the world could use more coconuts. Truly. Even the moon, full in all its glory, showed up for me. (Selenophile (n.) A person who loves the moon) ... Continue Reading →
I apologize. I've been unfaithful. I fully submerged myself in the 4th of July and my family reunion, making the executive decision that those things were way more important than my three cents on living alone and dating. I have it on pretty good authority no one lost any sleep over it, so I pray... Continue Reading →
I just want to preface this by saying there are NO Game of Thrones spoilers in blog. But there should be. Honestly, I love how people actually have the gall to be upset. It is not my fault you couldn't watch the game. When I missed the 2018 women's Olympic gold medal hockey match -... Continue Reading →
I have a confession to make. I'm a failure of a female. I guess I kinda missed out on that shoe affinity I'm apparently supposed to have. I'm more of a have 4 pairs you run into the ground and less of a Sex in the City closet kind of gal. My last pair of... Continue Reading →
Well, I am back. Regretfully and grudgingly. I cried the entire way to the airport. And then I watched Crazy Rich Asians on the plane and cried some more. Coming back to reality has been very strange. I am cold all the time. I don't know what time or what day it is. I actually... Continue Reading →
Hello my little friends. I feel like I say this every week and I'm becoming that old lady who says the same thing over and over again without noticing but I mean it when I say this week has been crazy. From fires and engagements to scripts and Christmas specials on Netflix, Costa Rica planning... Continue Reading →
Happy day after Halloween. Where are your pants? I'm kidding. To have lost your pants you would have actually had to have been wearing some. Living in LA it's like - is that a costume or is that just you? Are you even anything or is this just a tribute to your gym membership? Do... Continue Reading →
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