My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
Hi! It's me. I'm the problem it's me. But seriously, hi. Welcome to my mid-life crisis. Make yourselves comfortable. As much as I'd love to slide back into the room and ignore the white elephant in the room which is my inexcusable and long extended absence, I know that's very on par with someone who... Continue Reading →
I got my apps all downloaded. I got my devices amped and ready. I've been following the torch. Bring on the Olympics. I'll be living on Tokyo time and it looks like I won't be sleeping for 14 days. Totally worth it. Can't wait. I told my brother's fiancĂ© she's lucky her shower doesn't overlap... Continue Reading →
I would have been Sporty Spice. That is said with the assumption that Drunk Spice wasn't an option. I love sports. I do. I was raised on it. It's one of the main ingredients to what binds my family together. And now it's that time of year when I wear orange and black once a... Continue Reading →
Always opt to experience new things. Adventure has a very special place in my heart. Outside of the sea and dining in the dark, I support it. And space...I have no interest in space. All yours NASA. No thank you. Before this weekend, outside of Talladega Nights, I knew absolutely nothing about car racing. Nothing. ... Continue Reading →
Happy Thursday everyone! Here's a fun tip for you - don't go hiking with whitestrips in. Bad combo - unless you enjoy being miserable, which I'm learning as I get older, some people are super into. These people cannot be saved - not even by a truck bed full of puppies. On a brighter note,... Continue Reading →
Not all who wander are lost. J.R.R. Tolkien I was told recently that in this lifetime I'm supposed to find my home. To stay grounded and make roots. If that is the case, I'm 100% failing at life. My suitcase is always on standby. I can't seem to stay put. My life is a bit... Continue Reading →
Jesus died. April Fool's. Jesus was just kidding. Pastels were worn around town like a Lily Pulitzer parade and 'egg recipes' has been the top google search of the week. Good luck in that house. Easter has come and gone. It's April and before I know it I'll be 40 and I still haven't been... Continue Reading →
My mom called me in early December to tell me that she wanted to buy my flight home for the holidays. I did not see that coming. #lakme for the perfectly executed ambush. So naturally I just started crying my eyes out while I was sitting by myself at work like some kind of emotionally... Continue Reading →
I discovered the average price of a wedding in 2016 is $30,000. Â After I had a brief blackout and envisioned Kelly Kapowski unable to attend the Prom, I thought- do you know how much of Europe I could see with that money?! If I could become a professional traveler, I would. And not in a... Continue Reading →
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