Going Postal

A puppy took a nosedive into my eye socket.  This was two days ago and my eye has yet to recover.  I look like a carebear pirate.  Life is fun.  Sometimes it's not.  I've been doing a lot of research this week due to the shootings.  Did you know that the term 'going postal' refers... Continue Reading →

Purple People Eater

The Purple People Eater is a song that was #1 on the Billboard pop charts for 6 days in 1958.  It's a song about a one-eyed one-horned, flying purple people eater who comes to Earth to join a rock band.  And that is my inspiration behind the purple hair.  I'm kidding.  Not about the purple hair... Continue Reading →

chill out

Back on the Whole30 (minus the drinking for obvious genetic reasons) which is fun if you like the feeling of never being satisfied.  But the real highlight of my week was when I couldn't remember if I'd taken my biotin pill or not and then asked myself if I should purchase a pill box.  Good... Continue Reading →

GLORIA!

THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST WEEK OF MY LIFE AND I AM GOING TO SHOUT ABOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS AND I DON'T CARE IF NOBODY IS LISTENING!!!  THE BLUES WIN THE CUP, THE BLUES WIN THE CUP!!!  AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  Hockey is a big deal in my family.  My parents' first date was at a... Continue Reading →

Built to Last

I just want to preface this by saying there are NO Game of Thrones spoilers in blog.  But there should be.  Honestly, I love how people actually have the gall to be upset.  It is not my fault you couldn't watch the game.  When I missed the 2018 women's Olympic gold medal hockey match -... Continue Reading →

Daydreams

I was visiting home a few years ago and if you're in the entertainment industry, you know how it can get.  "What can I see you in?"  "Have you tried ___insert any obvious idea here__?"  "You should get a hold of my neighbor's son's ex-girlfriend's cousin - he's an actor out there" "You know Lisa... Continue Reading →

Earn Her

Winter is finally here.  I've been wearing 'winter is coming' socks since Christmas.  If you don't watch Game of Thrones, a lot of what I'm about to say probably won't make sense and I don't feel bad about it because you've literally had almost two years to catch up.  I love how people were trying... Continue Reading →

Thank You, Next

Real talk.  Fruit flies.  Where do they come from?  It makes me crazy.  I'm not a dirty person.  I keep a pretty clean ship and then I'll be reading before I go to bed and one just whizzes by and it's like EXCUSE ME, SIR?!  And once you seen one, you can't just go back... Continue Reading →

imPOSSIBLE

Well I've done it again people.  The death toll in my apartment is on the rise.  This time it was an aloe plant which means a few things.  A - I'm a certified idiot capable of the impossible and B - I have no business owning a plant.  So I did what any other serial... Continue Reading →

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