THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST WEEK OF MY LIFE AND I AM GOING TO SHOUT ABOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS AND I DON'T CARE IF NOBODY IS LISTENING!!! THE BLUES WIN THE CUP, THE BLUES WIN THE CUP!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Hockey is a big deal in my family. My parents' first date was at a... Continue Reading →
Built to Last
I just want to preface this by saying there are NO Game of Thrones spoilers in blog. But there should be. Honestly, I love how people actually have the gall to be upset. It is not my fault you couldn't watch the game. When I missed the 2018 women's Olympic gold medal hockey match -... Continue Reading →
Daydreams
I was visiting home a few years ago and if you're in the entertainment industry, you know how it can get. "What can I see you in?" "Have you tried ___insert any obvious idea here__?" "You should get a hold of my neighbor's son's ex-girlfriend's cousin - he's an actor out there" "You know Lisa... Continue Reading →
Earn Her
Winter is finally here. I've been wearing 'winter is coming' socks since Christmas. If you don't watch Game of Thrones, a lot of what I'm about to say probably won't make sense and I don't feel bad about it because you've literally had almost two years to catch up. I love how people were trying... Continue Reading →
Thank You, Next
Real talk. Fruit flies. Where do they come from? It makes me crazy. I'm not a dirty person. I keep a pretty clean ship and then I'll be reading before I go to bed and one just whizzes by and it's like EXCUSE ME, SIR?! And once you seen one, you can't just go back... Continue Reading →
imPOSSIBLE
Well I've done it again people. The death toll in my apartment is on the rise. This time it was an aloe plant which means a few things. A - I'm a certified idiot capable of the impossible and B - I have no business owning a plant. So I did what any other serial... Continue Reading →
Never Enough
This week has been interesting to say the least. I've been a real Inspector Gadget over here. I don't always lose my phone, but when I do it's on silent. Ugh. Idiot Sandwich. What else? Hmmmm, I spent an obscene amount of time looking for that f*$#ing AppleTV remote - like honest to God, I'm... Continue Reading →
Beautiful Mind
My phone is currently out of order because hiking in thunderstorms has become my new hobby. Whoops. So if you've been trying to reach me, my phone is in a bowl of rice until further notice. Just add that to my bag of crazy. I should probably be more concerned but I just don't care. ... Continue Reading →
Blood Wolf
Happy Thursday everyone! Here's a fun tip for you - don't go hiking with whitestrips in. Bad combo - unless you enjoy being miserable, which I'm learning as I get older, some people are super into. These people cannot be saved - not even by a truck bed full of puppies. On a brighter note,... Continue Reading →
Eye of the Storm
Well January, you came in hot. I can quite honestly say the majority of the time I have no idea what's going on. Between writing, reading, funerals, work, group texts, weddings, drama for yo mama and engagements, all I can do is throw my hands up in the air and hope the wind carries me... Continue Reading →