GLORIA!

THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST WEEK OF MY LIFE AND I AM GOING TO SHOUT ABOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS AND I DON'T CARE IF NOBODY IS LISTENING!!!  THE BLUES WIN THE CUP, THE BLUES WIN THE CUP!!!  AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  Hockey is a big deal in my family.  My parents' first date was at a... Continue Reading →

Happy Endings

***GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS AHEAD*** ...you've been warned and also I fart in your general direction.   I've got two more weeks to talk about Game of Thrones and so I shall.  My only hope at this point will be that there's a Fanta on the table this week.  What is even happening anymore?  I... Continue Reading →

No Fair

It has been A WEEK.  I'm writing this on day 3 of a fever so I'm hopped up on narcotics and pretty much delirious so proceed with caution.  I was thinking about Game of Thrones as the series comes to an end and a lot of this could have been avoided if any of them... Continue Reading →

Daydreams

I was visiting home a few years ago and if you're in the entertainment industry, you know how it can get.  "What can I see you in?"  "Have you tried ___insert any obvious idea here__?"  "You should get a hold of my neighbor's son's ex-girlfriend's cousin - he's an actor out there" "You know Lisa... Continue Reading →

Earn Her

Winter is finally here.  I've been wearing 'winter is coming' socks since Christmas.  If you don't watch Game of Thrones, a lot of what I'm about to say probably won't make sense and I don't feel bad about it because you've literally had almost two years to catch up.  I love how people were trying... Continue Reading →

Soaring

It's important to know that life isn't always on your side.  There's some definite roughage.  We've all been there.  It's just how it all works - ebbs and flows.  I'm not a genius or anything by any scholastic standard but I think if we had each other's backs more often, it might - hell, I... Continue Reading →

Thank You, Next

Real talk.  Fruit flies.  Where do they come from?  It makes me crazy.  I'm not a dirty person.  I keep a pretty clean ship and then I'll be reading before I go to bed and one just whizzes by and it's like EXCUSE ME, SIR?!  And once you seen one, you can't just go back... Continue Reading →

Never Enough

This week has been interesting to say the least.  I've been a real Inspector Gadget over here.  I don't always lose my phone, but when I do it's on silent.  Ugh.  Idiot Sandwich.  What else?  Hmmmm, I spent an obscene amount of time looking for that f*$#ing AppleTV remote - like honest to God, I'm... Continue Reading →

Stuck in this Place

I can only hope that one day when I win an Oscar, whatever comes out of my mouth is poignant, bleep-less and spoken without a piece of paper that looks like a CVS receipt.  God, who doesn't want a little more Olivia Coleman in their life?  The first hostless Oscars in 30 years - which... Continue Reading →

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