No Fair

It has been A WEEK.  I'm writing this on day 3 of a fever so I'm hopped up on narcotics and pretty much delirious so proceed with caution.  I was thinking about Game of Thrones as the series comes to an end and a lot of this could have been avoided if any of them... Continue Reading →

Eye of the Storm

Well January, you came in hot.  I can quite honestly say the majority of the time I have no idea what's going on.  Between writing, reading, funerals, work, group texts, weddings, drama for yo mama and engagements, all I can do is throw my hands up in the air and hope the wind carries me... Continue Reading →

Up & Away

Happy day after Halloween.  Where are your pants?  I'm kidding.  To have lost your pants you would have actually had to have been wearing some.  Living in LA it's like - is that a costume or is that just you?  Are you even anything or is this just a tribute to your gym membership?  Do... Continue Reading →

One of Them Days

I've had a really great morning so far.  I woke up and looked in the mirror and looked exactly like Charlize Theron...in Monster.  I'm a total gremlin.  My allergies have been so bad, I can't get through thirty minutes without sneezing and they're coming in threes.  They say sneezes are like orgasms.  Um, they're not. ... Continue Reading →

Ghostbusting

It's October.  That spooky time of year.  And what's more scary than ghosts and dating?  Honestly, you could give me the option of a haunted house and a dating app and I'd probably go for the house.  And I HATE haunted houses.  I get irrationally scared and the entire time I'm wishing I was at... Continue Reading →

Survivors

I was secretly hoping I would never have to write this.  I've kept my story to myself.  I've read all the stories, I've witnessed the speeches, I've seen all the posts and spent countless hours scrolling through the comments like a fly on the wall.   I have stood in silence and relived my experience vicariously... Continue Reading →

Stuck in a Moment

Oh.  My.  God.  If you haven't fully indulged in the musical masterpiece that is Celine Dion's It's All Coming Back to Me Now, stop what you're doing and watch the music video NOW.  You're Welcome.  Grab a snack - it's over 7 minutes long.  My friends and I rediscovered this song on a road-trip to... Continue Reading →

Maternal Me

What do you want?  Question of my life.  I want to live in a castle but like one with good insulation and a giant library full of first editions and velvet couches.  I want old maps that hold secrets of treasures unknown.  I want a lazy river moat full of mermaids and waterfalls and potions... Continue Reading →

525,600 minutes

I'm a daydreamer and a night thinker.  I always have been.  I sleep with one eye open, which might be because I have FOMO or maybe because I have PTSD from when my apartment was broken into while I was sleeping but most definitely because my OFF switch has been disabled.   I may look dormant,... Continue Reading →

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